|
contours provocations
journal - 2002-0528 - tue 2000 Funny! SWIII Recast! The Mole II! Alien Time Travel! Asperger's! Lack of Gay Moments! A quick funny that I forgot to mention in "Insomnia." Two groups of police officers have staked out a remote cabin. One of the officers from group one contacts group two and says, "Obi Two, this is Obi One." Well, at least that's what it sounded like. Did you hear that Lucas has decided to re-cast SWIII? He's decided to pull Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan, and substitute Ron Howard. Ohhh!!!!!!!! And he wants to change the character's name to "Opie-Wan Kenobi." SPLAT! That was the sound of someone throwing a tomato at the screen. Hey! Stop that! It's the end of the month, and I'm impoverished, I could have used that tomato! Moving right along! Just as I though I was over the shenanigans of "The Amazing Race II," I've become addicted to "The Mole II." I watched the last few episodes of "The Mole I" and was fascinated. (Plus one of the members was a very sexy gay guy. So far, nothing has been said about sexual orientation. But I can't believe there's not a gay participant.) Jesus! Talk about deception, duplicity, back-stabbing, and treachery! "The Mole II" makes the Borgias look like Mother Theresa. Gads! And I have absolutely no idea who the mole is. I received a peculiar e-mail yesterday. If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology time travel technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a seperate email to me. Although, it would be easy to be derisive, who am I to cast judgment. On a related note, I got an e-mail several weeks ago, from someone wanting to quote an entry on Cold Residue; Thoughts on Asperger's; Thoughts on OCD. After a wee bit of hesitation, I said yes. "Just so long as people in white coats won't show up at my door with large butterfly nets." He wrote back and said he wanted to use the info in a talk but didn't have the time. There's goes my chance at fame. If you've noticed there are not a lot of gay moments in my journal. And I'm not sure what to do about it. But then of course, as you read journals, you find that's not too unusal. Even for people who I'd think would be fighting off guys. PAX!
|