Baby Sister
"I'll never do that again!" he told his mother that evening. "I didn't catch a thing!"
"Oh, next time I'm sure she'll be quiet and not scare the fish away," his mother said.
The boy said, "It wasn't that. She ate all the bait."
Tongue Twisters
Try saying these fast!
Double bubble gum bubbles double
A noise Annoys An Oyster
Greek grape leaves
Frank threw Fred three free throws
Rubber baby buggie bumpers
Riddle # 1:
Lying there in the yard so neat
Something very good to eat
It had neither flesh nor bone
But in 21 days it walked alone.
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Riddle # 2:
How much dirt is there in a hole that is 1 foot long, 1 foot wide and 1 foot deep.
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Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
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Q. What dog keeps the best time?
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What weighs 2000 pounds and pinches??
Answer: An elephant in a tight tuxedo..
A nine year old boy was asked by his mother what he learned in Sunday School. "Well,Mom. Our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind ememy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egpyt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge and the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie talkie and radioed headquarters for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge and all the Israelites were savcd!"
Knock, Knock: Who's There
Wayne Who?
Wayne Drops Keep Falling On My Head!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad!