JOKES [Top 10 Reasons I'm Episcopalian]

Top Ten Reasons To Be an Episcopalian

10. No snake handling
9. Whatever you believe, there is at least one Episcopalian that agrees with you.
8. One free foot washing per year
7. Free wine on Sunday
6. Church year is color-coded
5. All of the pageantry - none of the guilt
4. Directions included in BCP
3. Pew aerobics
2. You don't have to know how to swim to get baptized
1. Take a leap of faith and celebrate God's love

10. Our help is in the name of the Lord, Creator of Heaven and Earth. (Ps. 121)
9. Whatever you believe, there is at least one Episcopalian that agrees with you.
8. Guitar-Toting Priests
7. No Grape Juice.
6. Awesome Youth.
5. Male and Female He created them; Male and Female we ordain them.
4. We can believe in dinosaurs.
3. We don't ask you to check your brains at the door.
2. Everyone is invited to dinner.
1. No minimum age requirements for full benefits.

From a t-shirt distibuted by the youth at St. Anne's Episcopal Church in Tifton, GA.

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