JOKES
[A CORPORATE "POLITICALLY CORRECT" LORD'S PRAYER ]JOKES
[A CORPORATE "POLITICALLY CORRECT" LORD'S PRAYER ]
Our Universal Chairperson in outer space,
Your identity enjoys the highest rating on a prioritized scale.
May your sphere of influence take on reality parameters.
May your mindset be implemented on the planet as it is in outer space.
Allot to us at this point in time and on a per diem
basis a sufficient and balanced dietary food intake;
And rationalize a disclaimer against our negative feedback as we rationalize
the negative feedback of others.
And deprogram our negative potentialities,
but desensitize the impact of the counterproductive force.
For yours is the dominant sphere of influence,
the ultimate capability and the highest qualitative analysis rating;
At this point in time and extending beyond a limited time-frame.
End of message.
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