A Cardinal runs up to the Pope and says, "Holy Father, the end times are here! Christ is coming! What shall we do?"
The Pope replies, "Look busy."

Q. What's the difference between an organist and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.

God is dead - Neitchze
Neitchze is dead - God 

Q:Why was only bread and wine served at the Last Supper?
A: It was a potluck, and only men were invited. 

Old preachers don't retire, they are put out to pastor.

What do you call a pastor who preaches the same sermon week after week?
A preacher of habit.

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