JOKES [Church Fire2]

INTERFAITH FIRE: WHAT HAPPENED

During a recent interfaith gathering, the secretary rushed in shouting, "The building's on fire!"

The PENTECOSTALS ecstatically prayed for the Holy Spirit to call his flames on them.

The JEWS put marks on the doorposts so that the fire would pass over them.

The CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS said, "It's not real, it's all in your mind."

The FUNDAMENTALISTS proclaimed, "Fire is the true vengeance of God."

The QUAKERS silently praised God for the blessings fire brings.

The METHODISTS gathered in a corner for a prayer meeting.

The BAPTISTS cried, "Jump in the Baptismal Water!"

The PRESBYTERIANS appointed a chairperson who was to appoint a committee to look into the matter and make a written report for action at the next meeting.

The ROMAN CATHOLICS passed the plate to cover the damage.

The CONGREGATIONALISTS said, "Make up you own mind what to do."

The EPISCOPALIANS exclaimed "Let us go forth in the name of Christ," formed a procession, and marched out.

The LUTHERANS followed along and posted a notice on the door warning about the evils of fire.

And the SECRETARY (in dismay) grabbed the fire extinguisher and put the fire out.

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT OUR SECRETARIES?

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